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20 Jun
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This woman from Nagpur was raped by a man she thought was her husband. And this happened while her husband was sleeping in the same room. The husband was sleeping on a cot and the wife was sleeping on the floor (this is often the sleeping arrangement in most of the villages); of course Nagpur is not a village.
While they were sleeping the intrepid intruder broke open the lock and quietly lay beside her and started playing around. He had a nice session with the unsuspecting lady while she lay there quietly, thinking that it was her husband. After the quality time all of a sudden she divined that the body rubbing against her was stockier than her husband’s, and hence she raised an alarm.
Maybe this really was an identity problem but could she really not feel the difference while the real thing was happening and only felt it when the lucky guy was taking some well-earned rest after having hit the carnal jackpot? The nightly Casanova must have mounted her and entered her and all the while she couldn’t make out it was some other bird pecking at her cherries? Hard to believe.
Anyway, when she screamed the husband woke up and the surreptitious lover had to flee. He must have sung on his way Bade be-abru hokar tere kunche se hum nikle (I left your doorstep quite heartbroken). Oh, and the poor husband, I’m sure he’s either going to get rid of his cot or going to buy a bigger cot for both of them.
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June 20th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I’m afraid I have little experience with this sort of thing, but I’m sure if some man not my husband dared to touch me in a sexual way, my skin would crawl and the intruder would find that this is one Kaur who is fully versed in the use of her Articles of Faith.
Yet another wild, wooly and wonderful tale from the subcontinent to add to the ones about the man who married the dog, the couple who didn’t know they were divorced, and, oh, yes, the brahmin who committed suicide, expecting to be magically revived. I haven’t heard; is he still dead?
What would I do without Bharata Mata to provide some comic relief to my otherwise blandull life?
Chardi kala!
June 20th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Well, in that regard I would say the entire world has peculiarities. There are some things strange in India, there are some things strange in the USA or Canada, China, Europe, Africa, Australia. Every country encompasses great things, and weird thing.
June 20th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Oh, Amrit, you’re right, of course.
Many say that two men or two women getting married - as is legal in parts of the States and all of ‘our home and native land’ (Canada) - is even stranger, not to mention the human feet that keep washing ashore in British Columbia, Canada.
And the strangest, weirdest of all, a mentally retarded (throwing pc out the window), brain damaged, cokehead alcoholic, delusional warmonger as a two-term president who has managed to wreck the world economy. Even India can’t top that!
Nevertheless, I get a great, perhaps perverse, pleasure out of picking on poor, dear, old India. Her foibles amuse like nothing else.
Happy Summer!!!!
Chardi kala!