And they blame bitches for that :-). These sniffer dogs in Thailand, although ace drug-finders, used to piss on passengers’ luggage and hump women passengers’ legs. The two mutts were picked from the streets and recruited as sniffer dogs at northern Thailand’s Chiang Rai airport and they were quite a hit. But very soon they started “marking their territories” by peeing on the luggage. They also showed keen sexual interested for female travelers and they were sacked for their unbecoming behavior. These two dogs were recruited as sniffer dogs under a program initiated by King Bhumibol Adulyadej to turn strays into police dogs. Bad dogs.
After losing their prestige jobs they are now working on a farm chasing chickens and pigs instead of the dreaded drug peddlers. Humping women passengers was fine but peeing was really gross. May be they were not taken for their regular walks.
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Pentagon was planning to create a bomb that would turn the enemy soldiers homosexual and extremely horny. This would make then more interested in sex than fighting. Just imagine, the entire battle field turning into a sex-orgy field.
“The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another,” Hammond (some person who knows about this thing) said after reviewing the documents.
“The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soldiers would become gay,” explained Hammond.
I wonder why this project was scrapped.
Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsequently rejected, building the so-called “Gay Bomb.”
Did people find it inhuman? I think destructive, conventional bombs are far more inhuman than this homosexual bomb. Instead of being blown up, people will be making love. Yes, it would be an undue advantage for the country using the bomb. On second thought, what if both the warring countries use such bombs. The fighting soldiers will be humping each other instead of shooting each other.
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Now can you be in such a great hurry that you want to hitch a ride on the Pope’s jeep, of all the people. This is just what a man did in the Vetican city. He tried to jump into the popemobile to get a ride from Benedict XVI. The Pope doesn’t seem to have even noticed the entire commotion.
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Says this link.
Amongst urines, cow urine is best. In Ayurveda where ever urine is mentioned, it is to be understood as cow urine. Statements of scriptures confirm this. Cow is our mother and we are her children. Therefore cow urine is beneficial. Cows have symbiotic relationship with human beings. It is said ja ghar tulsi aur gaya ta ghar vaidya kabhi na aye. It means in a home, which has a Tulsi (sacred basil) plant and cow then, doctors don’t come to that house.
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The older the cow urine, the more useful it is. It does not decay. Ganga resides in cow urine, as per scriptural story. Cow urine contains copper and gold salts, which are elixirs. Gold has capability to cure diseases. Gold can counter all kinds of poisons, that is why it is used in teeth, ears, nose and finger as ornaments. So that food, air, water enters the body through mouth, eyes and nose enter after touching gold. Even to this extent that for maintaining personal hygiene the gold ring is put on left hand finger so even while washing anus gold comes into contact with body. There was a custom to eat food in golden pots. Even to this day there is a provision to take water in copper pots. There is a Bengali saying “Jo khay gauchoor cona, tar deh hoi sona” which means that one who drinks cow urine his body becomes golden complexioned and effulgent.
So don’t get freaked if you encounter people chasing peeing cows with their tumblers. A few months ago I saw on TV people are doing brisk business selling cow dung, another thing that cures. But be careful: don’t chase the city cows, you need wild cows to get quality urine:
The cow which roams in jungle, exercises herself, fully grazes grass and medicinal herbs as she desires, drinks clean water and is in a healthy state. Such cow’s urine has medicinal value and should be
taken.
What did you think? What sort of urine do you expect from cows eating the roadside garbage?
And this takes the cake:
Just by smelling bull’s urine, infertile woman can conceive child.
No wonder there are so many children in the villages. The females keep smelling the bull urine.
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OK, the world is cruel and it often laughs when you fall (I’ve born my share of falls), but I think this is some harmless fun.
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I saw this video on how to lose weight in Photoshop in just a few minutes a few weeks ago. Today I found it again. It’s pretty interesting. You’ll enjoy more if you are familiar with some of Photoshop’s retouching features.
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