A bomb that turns you homosexual

10 Jun
2007

Pentagon was planning to create a bomb that would turn the enemy soldiers homosexual and extremely horny. This would make then more interested in sex than fighting. Just imagine, the entire battle field turning into a sex-orgy field.

“The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another,” Hammond (some person who knows about this thing) said after reviewing the documents.

“The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soldiers would become gay,” explained Hammond.

 I wonder why this project was scrapped.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsequently rejected, building the so-called “Gay Bomb.”

Did people find it inhuman? I think destructive, conventional bombs are far more inhuman than this homosexual bomb. Instead of being blown up, people will be making love. Yes, it would be an undue advantage for the country using the bomb. On second thought, what if both the warring countries use such bombs. The fighting soldiers will be humping each other instead of shooting each other.

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One Response to “A bomb that turns you homosexual”

  1. LARRY says:

    I think that this is a wonderful idea…i wish more people in the world were gay like myself…my students just dont understand how this would end all world violence if we all humped the same gender. please place this bomb over texas

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